A person who is unable to enjoy themselves because they are too busy worrying about every possible consequence. Also, Typical Tims enjoy making up excuses for why they are not around to hang out.
Situation 1:
"Hey bro wanna hang?"
"Nah sorry I have to go to the mall today since my relatives are in town. Plus, I've got a doctor's appointment. It's a real shame cuz I totally wanted to hang out today."
"Yeah okay Typical Tim"
Situation 2:
"EVERYONE HIDE THE COPS JUST SHOWED UP! oh wait thats just the TV's reflection on the window..."
"God damn it stop being such a Typical Tim"
"Hey bro wanna hang?"
"Nah sorry I have to go to the mall today since my relatives are in town. Plus, I've got a doctor's appointment. It's a real shame cuz I totally wanted to hang out today."
"Yeah okay Typical Tim"
Situation 2:
"EVERYONE HIDE THE COPS JUST SHOWED UP! oh wait thats just the TV's reflection on the window..."
"God damn it stop being such a Typical Tim"
by ohyesverynice May 9, 2014

by x0Kharnage0x October 9, 2023

A fellow roblox GaMeR .
Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .
Shags the gae-est of sheeps
Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .
Shags the gae-est of sheeps
by JUBBA DA HUTT December 3, 2018

A fellow roblox GaMeR .
Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .
Shags the gae-est of sheeps
Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .
Shags the gae-est of sheeps
by JUBBA DA HUTT December 3, 2018

a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"
i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

A fellow roblox GaMeR .
Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .
Shags the gae-est of sheeps
Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .
Shags the gae-est of sheeps
by JUBBA DA HUTT December 3, 2018

A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!
by masochistic angel March 22, 2020
