Someone who usually provides terrible ideas during a time of urgency when a real idea or plan must be forged. These ideas tend to be very poorly thought out and simple but the pee snake thinks very hard and the idea seems very good to their simple mind. Pee snakes also perform certain actions without considering other factors involved such as trying to spit out of a closed window and wiping prior to defacating. The pee snake will usually become angered if you inform them of their stupidity.
Guy driving: "Dude if your gonna throw up do it out the window."
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"
by Jeff honk September 14, 2010
Get the Pee snakemug. by Dubiks December 16, 2018
Get the Snake pitmug. A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.
by sexysnowbird August 3, 2009
Get the snow snakemug. An Arab-Jew who is sometimes mistaken for an ant-eater but is in fact a member of the reptilian family, aka snakes.
He demonstrates snakey behaviour such as stealing food, drinks, spitting in peoples water and touching up pugs.
He demonstrates snakey behaviour such as stealing food, drinks, spitting in peoples water and touching up pugs.
Luke: Wheres that last J we had man?
Sam: Ahhh I bet that snake has taken it!
Next day: Luke: He did take it, I found him passed out next to it on his bed with a cucumber in his arse
Sam: Ahhh I bet that snake has taken it!
Next day: Luke: He did take it, I found him passed out next to it on his bed with a cucumber in his arse
by Mundis December 8, 2010
Get the Snakemug. another word for snitch
by uknown hustler November 15, 2013
Get the your a snakemug. Slang for penis and is meant to imply that the referenced member is a delicious treat to be appreciated by others.
by Ganga-day June 26, 2009
Get the Snake Biscuitmug. The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021
Get the snake plantmug.