Grass Doggy

Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Grass

Something you’ve never touched before

You need to touch grass

by KanyeEast88 March 24, 2022

the grass in you front lawn

The vigina hairs of a woman
Also a way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

the grass in you front lawn is so nice

Jesus you spend more time mowing her lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 6, 2016

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

cool grass

weed

yo bro pass the cool grass

by whoevenisshe October 25, 2017

touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024