A very nice and chill motherfucker who’s always there for you. But the bitch will not put up with shit he can’t handle. If something goes wrong then fuck, his whole day and mood is ruin. He’s very humble but he’ll still your girl. He’s probably a typical Mexican cholo or ranch type of dude.
“Hey Diego, you wanna go down town? For a joint or sum thing?”
“Nah man i don’t do that, let’s go to your house and goof off”
“Nah man i don’t do that, let’s go to your house and goof off”
by That one crackhead in town July 5, 2019
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Yo diego how is dora doing?
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Get the San Diego Santa Clause mug.Diego is a funny person who can make everyone laugh, he’s extremely outgoing and he can be serious when he needs to be, he’s a softie inside and is sensitive. He always make dirty minded jokes and it’s hilarious he can make you laugh whenever you need him to. You don’t want to lose him because he is your life in a way, you live him to death and you never want to lose him. Though he may not notice you, you will still always love him. Diego’s tend to be often extremely romantic and amazing.. you really want him but he won’t notice you as he’s busy playing soccer and sports, he has a ton of best friends for good reasons and you really need him..
Alex: is it true you and Diego are finally dating!!
Allondra: nope this has to be a dream he hates me!! I wish I were dating Diego though!
Allondra: nope this has to be a dream he hates me!! I wish I were dating Diego though!
by Hewwo:) April 5, 2019
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Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER
TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER
TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."
by Diego.lover November 14, 2019
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