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Bar Spankin'

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.
1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.
by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008
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drunk bar

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing
yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later
by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009
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Bar War

A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.

Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.
"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"
by DublinJones December 4, 2009
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Bar Leech

A woman that takes a mans offer to buy her a drink with no intentions of dancing or going home with him. After the girl gets the drink she will usually "recieve a phone call that her brothers in the hospital and she has to go".
"dude your pathetic" - Brian
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert
by Roly Jimenez December 26, 2008
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Bar Be Queue

The line that forms at an extremely delicious BBQ joint due to high demand for bold flavors.
We arrive at Oklahoma Joe's to find that the Bar Be Queue was out the damn door! Totally worth the wait, though we should have called it in.
by Spencer Bergs November 15, 2011
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bar-j

A blow job that occurs in a bar
I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!
by djcribage November 1, 2008
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parallel bars

Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.
"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
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