Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.

Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.

by ssoott May 10, 2023

Wilsonism

The practice of staying in your room all day and not going out to touch grass. People who practice Wilsonism think about random stuff every day and probably don't have lives as they spam Valorant games instead of doing schoolwork. These people usually use Discord 24/7 and never leave vc. If you practice Wilsonism get a life. Please! -sincerely your best friend Questionable. Don't question it.

Wilson: I practice Wilsonism!
Bob: Oh so you're a degenerate.

by aignfiugasg August 23, 2023

Nick Wilson

An absolute munch, aka a super simp, won’t even leave his house because his mouth is filled with muff and still goes to bed with blue balls

Cory: “Dude come to the bar and get hammered with the boys! We can go hoggin!”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”

by Motherfucker chazz July 8, 2023

Wilson Stuart

Wilson Stuart is a very sexy man who is good at most video games. He may look good but he has an inability pull any bitches. His type are big booty asians who like Travis Scott, Kanye, and Playboi Carti

"My best friend is Wilson Stuart"
"Damn nigga you lucky as fuck"

by Retarded Frog April 16, 2024

xavier wilson

the fittest most sexy pookie in the worl i would like to touch your balls

im freddie im the only guy to have entered xavier wilson

by hreru8h May 24, 2024

Wilson

is in a frat. and asian.

Wilson? The frat guy?

by gossipblogcom December 2, 2021

Wilson

Wilson is simply that nigga‼️ Ain’t no way you gonna catch Wilson slippin any time soon. Y’all better stop playin with my boy Wilson on foenem😒 And guess what… your mom makes Wilson food every Sunday, your girlfriend sleeps with Wilson every time she not sleeping with you, and your best brodi plays 2k with him every time he says “He’s Busy” 🤧 INDEED😵 💫🙈🐐

Deshaun: Yeo I seen ya bae talkin with Wilson

Alex: Oh shii for real? Damn, I guess I’m single 😖

Deshaun: Huh why?

Alex: Cuz that’s Wilson, she not my girl no more

by The Bad Guy💔🧟‍♂️ December 4, 2021