Midwestern Stroke

All the symptoms of a normal stroke. Instead of smelling toast, its refried beans.

Do you guys smell refried beans or is it just me?

I think you might be having a Midwestern Stroke.

by A-X-L November 25, 2025

stroking the money train

Coaxing money out of people.

Ashley: Let’s get this money train going.

Sam: There she goes stroking the money train!

by yelhsasiehttseb February 14, 2021

Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.

Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?

by DrumBox January 7, 2015

Southern Stroke

When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure

“Shit man, my

cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”

by Garth69420 August 12, 2021

Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.

Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke

by Dutch monkeys February 4, 2024

《¤》Catheteru《¤》Three《¤》Propels《¤》And《¤》Three《¤》Strokes《¤》

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《¤》Catheteru《¤》Three《¤》Propels《¤》And《¤》Three《¤》Strokes《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

Stroke check

When a friend casually checks if you have stroke symptoms

Hey can you smile for me?
Sure!.... did you just stroke check me?!

by Verdain November 19, 2022