A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.
by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021

A sad boy who sings sad songs but is really good at it. Lewis Kellys are also popular among the Swedish demographic as well. Everybody needs to listen to a Lewis Kelly every once and a while.
by grizzlybearloverrr April 27, 2020

Lewis- Hello my name is Lewis I think you placed an order on, Freesweetsforyou.com
Kid 1- yeah I ordered 4 bags of smarties
Lewis- yeah that’s the one they are in the back of the van
Kid 1- oh thank you so much mr Lewis I’ll just go and get them
Lewis - get in there you little fuck
Kid 1- MUM! DAD! SOMEONE HELP!! (Kid sobs)
Lewis - great another one bites the dust
Kid 1- yeah I ordered 4 bags of smarties
Lewis- yeah that’s the one they are in the back of the van
Kid 1- oh thank you so much mr Lewis I’ll just go and get them
Lewis - get in there you little fuck
Kid 1- MUM! DAD! SOMEONE HELP!! (Kid sobs)
Lewis - great another one bites the dust
by ObeyONEnoBOABBY January 17, 2021

“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”
by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022

by SHCLDU KFVIUKSDSDS March 17, 2022
