A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.
That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
by Lady Tangerine August 3, 2010
Get the dirt merchantmug. When one person lets there asshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has butt sex with them (usually done messy)!
1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
by Wood9412 February 13, 2009
Get the Dirt Bikingmug. “those guys at TMZ are a bunch of dirt merchants”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
Get the dirt merchantmug. 1) A tasty dessert treat consisting of chocolate pudding, crushed chocolate cookies (or pie crust) with half buried gummy worms.
2) The act of inserting a half-erect penis partways into a shitty anus.
2) The act of inserting a half-erect penis partways into a shitty anus.
"What are we having for dessert?"
"Worms in dirt."
"Awesome! What are we going to do after dessert?"
"Worms in dirt."
"Worms in dirt."
"Awesome! What are we going to do after dessert?"
"Worms in dirt."
by beanerz4545 January 18, 2009
Get the Worms in Dirtmug. by Lexy spun da block November 29, 2020
Get the Dirt neckmug. Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.
Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
by Kmd89 April 26, 2016
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. by dirt box dave June 20, 2013
Get the Dirt Boxingmug.