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Coon

A very whitewashed nigga

Aka max j
Real nigga: didn’t you grow up in the suburbs

Max: yeah so what

Real nigga: bro your a coon
by Trini_legend January 18, 2023
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COON TUNED

The redneck slang for nigger rig.

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower before she could use it.
NICKI COON TUNED THE LEAF BLOWER BEFORE SHE USED IT.
by Ksmom1 January 31, 2023
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Coon

A coon is a really black nigga who you can not see unless you put a flash light called coon finder 42069.
Where's that fucking coon nigga.
Cant find him
Use the coon finder 42069
by dd osamas lil nigga February 12, 2023
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Coon squad

Only costing 5 elixir, the coon squad consists of a bunch of blackies with emotional problems. You have the hood niggas, actual gangster niggas, egotistical niggas, quiet niggas, fat niggas, sensitive niggas, racist niggas, gay niggas, weeb niggas and many,many more. This is a non-exhaustive list of nigga characteristics.

The coon squad hunts in groups, always on the hunt for bitches which they will rarely aqcuire. Often seen being a public nuisance, playing loud music, dressing like Kanye West's gay alter ego, playing basketball in questionable locations as well as any amount of such "coonish behaviour". These niggas are all goofy as fuck, each in their own way. The coon squad consists solely of chaotic ass niggas fr.
Person 1: "Ah man this party is lit what the fuck am I even drinking tho"
Person 2: "I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief the coon squad just arrived"
*loud noises of varying cohereny as well as general bullshitting ensue*
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Person 1 (walking past the basketball court) : "Nah these niggas wearing 2012 Nike's tf"
Person 2 : "Damn looks like the whole coon squad done pulled up"
by Newtinasuit February 22, 2023
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Coon

ANY black person that (by their words or actions) critiques the thugs, criminals, lowlifes, scumbags or abhorrent behavior in the black community or makes these groups feel than.
Son, I sent you to college and you come back here speaking proper English and good credit. You don't want to hang out in the corner drinking all day or get into fistfights or a drive-by anymore. You are a coon.
by Toyoko Roy October 21, 2023
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Coon

A well disguised disaster. My neighbors dying dreams, living them.
That coon lost his tail.

But he has a new tale.
by Joefoglionono October 25, 2023
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Coon Rapids Middle School

a middle school filled with bops wannabe thugs and ugly fat bitches that think they cute anytime you walk in the bathroom its a nigga smoking in that bitch or engaging in other nefarious activities
nigga 1 - you hear about the nigga that brung a gun to coon rapids middle school

nigga 2 - which one?
by crmsnigga33 January 2, 2024
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