Vanilla Ice

Some piece of shit who stole a Queen song

Person 1: Wanna listen to Queen?
Person 2: Ugh, You mean those guys who ripped off Vanilla Ice?
Person 1: **Murders Person 2 with an ice pick**

by DaKenMan June 8, 2022

Vanilla Taco

Vanilla Taco people are those who don’t participate in conspiracies or the general suspicion of governmental affairs. They have no spicy takes, and as such, are vanilla tacos.

“Oh man, did you hear about the Epstein files? What a coverup, am I right?”

“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”

“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”

by arthurcallaghan July 27, 2025

Vanilla Ice Record

When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.

"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins

by DemonZann October 23, 2013

vanilla tree

A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name

Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!

by Bucket of beans November 20, 2021

Vanilla

Plan boring sex with no kinks

Brent: Yo dude i had sex with a vanilla and boy was it boring.

Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.

by Someone who is bored 123 January 19, 2022

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Vanilla Dome

When a white female is orally pleasuring a man's penis

"Yo, man, I saw that bitch at the party, and she gave me Vanilla Dome! The shit was epic! No teeth!"

by valley girl joe September 5, 2009