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Tim Li

Tim is a great guy with a huge... heart and a huge... muscles and most importantly a huge... dick. You can always rely on him for whatever, whether that be a good time in bed or... a good time on the coach so make sure you hold his... I mean him tightly
Me: Hey Tim Li, could you help me with my bed, I think it’s needs some fixing from last night?
Tim Li: sure
by What’s ur number? October 30, 2018
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tiny tim

tiny tim refers to a small penis
jesus he had such a tiny tim
by thecreepyjanitor1012 December 20, 2016
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Typical Tim

A person who is unable to enjoy themselves because they are too busy worrying about every possible consequence. Also, Typical Tims enjoy making up excuses for why they are not around to hang out.
Situation 1:
"Hey bro wanna hang?"
"Nah sorry I have to go to the mall today since my relatives are in town. Plus, I've got a doctor's appointment. It's a real shame cuz I totally wanted to hang out today."
"Yeah okay Typical Tim"
Situation 2:
"EVERYONE HIDE THE COPS JUST SHOWED UP! oh wait thats just the TV's reflection on the window..."
"God damn it stop being such a Typical Tim"
by ohyesverynice May 9, 2014
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Tiny Tim

A fellow roblox GaMeR .

Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .

Shags the gae-est of sheeps
Tiny Tim the man of my wildest dreams ;)
by JUBBA DA HUTT December 3, 2018
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Tardo Tim

1.An insult to bring attention to the act of a retard or retarded acting person, such as Mike Huckabee.
2. A name given to someone forever for acting retarded.
Person 1="Wow, Look at Tardo Tim Overthere"

Person2="Yeah, I Agree look how he tried to eat his hamburger with a straw'
by K-Webb February 19, 2008
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Tim Horton's

A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!
Hey! Wanna go meet Jim-Bob at Tim Horton's and smoke a dart or two while we drink our Timmie's??
by masochistic angel March 22, 2020
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dress tims

a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"
i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's

that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!

i wear my dress tims to church
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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