fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth October 21, 2008

Fast n Furious

Used to refer to a guy who fucks hard and nuts quick.

Girl 1: Can you believe Eros nutted in 2 minutes?
Girl 2: Oh, so he is Fast n Furious.

by BabyHippoFlatbread January 28, 2025

Fast Communism

It's like Communism but implemented really fast.

A: Yeah, I'm a communist because we need less poor people.
B(fast communism): so how about next week?

by Fjldhmdundyj January 6, 2021

fantastically fast memming

a phrase used to describe someone who memorizes lots of stuff.

Wow! Nashan with the fantastically fast memming!

by nachozz February 19, 2018

Fist Fasting

Fist fasting When a person uses a fist in their ass or pussy Instead of eating

Fist Fasting Not eating just beating Beyond the helping hand fist style

by Lucifer's prince July 8, 2022

Salem Fast

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".

Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.

"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher

by Doctor W October 26, 2011

Think fast type fast

Spilling your mind via text and thinking you can type fast enough. Often leads of an epic fail

On tinder and the silly woman was 'think fast type fast' and told me about her worts.

by BobnGiselle December 1, 2020