Yap tax

The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.

Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.

by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025

Taxed

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

The police officer taxed me with a speeding ticket.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020

fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑

I’m going to need a fruit tax

by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024

Tax Colletor

A retarded dog who collects taxes for the crusader coons. He sits at the entrance of the old dead castle of coon cock castle.

Tax colletor

by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023

Fanum Tax

A tax by watching Fanum videos

Have you paid your fanum tax?

by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024

Sunshine Tax

The high cost of living in Southern California associated with the stunning beaches and spectacular weather. Often used by locals when complaining about weather the rest of the country wish they had.

We pay too much sunshine tax for it to be raining this much.

by @topbinmadness May 10, 2023

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016