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Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017
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National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day
"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"
by Cuurah April 18, 2020
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getting back into someones life

communicatng or attempting to reach out to a person
getting back into someones life is similair to apologizing
by didicostine October 7, 2018
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to glitter someone

The sexual action of putting glitter on your asshole and then fart it at someone else.
- “How much for a night?”
- “500, glittering costs extra.”

- “What is still on your bucket list?”
- “I want you to glitter someone.”
by the pingüin December 7, 2019
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National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.
Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!
by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 9, 2021
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Thugin someone out

Lony: I lowkey feel like I’ve been a bad girl friend to Rick

Sev: yeah you really been Thugin him out

Patricia: I would never be Thugin Someone out personally

Nasha: stfu Patricia
by Decidedlikeyb February 7, 2024
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to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.
to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.
by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016
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