Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.
Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."
Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"
Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"
Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
by whiskey pack November 23, 2011
Get the Semen Smuggler mug.A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
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I’m so blazed man! That Tibetan Smuggler was fat!
I’m so blazed man! That Tibetan Smuggler was fat!
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Get the Tibetan Smuggler mug.Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.
When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.
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Get the button smuggler mug.An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.
The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.
"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
by Cre8Art January 29, 2014
Get the turkey smuggler mug.a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls
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