Slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"

by Rappin James February 3, 2023

Slow

Someone who name is Calvin with a small dick

‘He acts slow so he’s definitely a Calvin”

by TheFeniusWhoFasPenis June 2, 2018

Slow Body

Meaning something is slow, dumb, or stupid.

Okay slow body

by gloforre July 17, 2025

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

slow

this is basically the definition for Jessica Meireles Dasilva, she never gets jokes on time and she is always disappearing during a group chat.

-jessica where did you go
-"wait i don't get the joke"
- " wait what"
-omg Jessica you are so slow

by caridad b November 10, 2018

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Slow

Dumb, unintelligent.

I told ya'll not to use my toothpaste. Ya'll niggas so goddamn slow!

by Amour Kari October 14, 2020