pube shitter

someone who eats pubes and shits them out

your mother is such a pube shitter

by manbearpigBruno May 16, 2010

kook shitter

a temporary lapse in personal hygiene, excluding toothbrushing and undereye mascara removal, that includes but is not limited to extended periods of wearing the same clothes, generally up to 72 hours in a row, minimal hairstyling, and layering of mascara. It is an early state of mild depression that can only be cured by, and caused by, whiskey.

That bitch be in the kook shitter throes man.

by PhilthyWords December 19, 2010

Shattered

When your high and your mind wants you to go get snacks but your body doesn't want to get up

Me: I'm starving bro, go get some snacks ...
My bro: Nah dude, get it youself
Me: I would but I'm shattered bro

by Buckwheat March 7, 2015

scatter

1)someone that shits on you during anal sex
2)a dog (or human) that eats thier own (or others) shit

1)dont mess with her she's a scatter
past tense: someone scattered me the other night

by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007

Shatner's Disease

A condition from birth which makes an individual (usually a celebrity) have delusions of grandeur in one particular field (i.e. acting, for William Shatner). These people are not actually talented, they just feel they are due to Shatner's Disease. Also called The Worthless Gene. There is no known cure or treatment.

Why does Britney Spears actually think she can sing?

She was born with Shatner's Disease.

by Britney's Worthless March 20, 2005

Shattered Dreams

So much for your promises
They died the day you let me go
Caught up in a web of lies
But it was just too late to know
I thought it was you
Who would stand by my side
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You said you'd die for me
Woke up to reality
And found the future not so bright
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong
But now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
From this empty heart

I thought it was you
Who said they'd die for love
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
Oh, no, no, no
You said you'd die for me
Oh, for
Die for me
So much for your promises
So much for your promises

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

shatler

There is a kid near us who's last name is shitler (really spelled schittler). One day my friend asked me if I knew what shat meant. SO i told him it is the past tense of shit.

So shatler is the past tense of shitler

Before he died he was a shitler, after he died he was a shatler.

by showtime, shifty, jake, sunshine May 6, 2004