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wanking for a spanking

1. It's a very sad and sorry situation, scenario and practice by some realty sick boys. Ninny boys who are into S & M are jacking off while reading those 'mash notes' from their dominator bitches and get turned on while thinking about the 'discipline' they'll get next time they meet their favorite whore, they are wanking while thinking about the spankings they are gonna get.

2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.
1. Donald Treason tRump has shown the world in so many ways what an SMF he is. He talks incestuous lust about his daughter and there are pictures of the two together that would make a dog upchuck. He rapes, and has been convicted of it. He talks pervert trash ('the younger, the better'). He brags about 'grabbing em by the pussy'. He is an egotistical Caligula by every definition and description of that grossly deviant Roman emperor. And the stripper whore Stormy Daniels spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' about swatting his ass. il Douche Donald is a spankee boy. Shiiiiiiii-yiiiiiiiiitttttt, he's wanking for a spanking! DAMN!!!

2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!

3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 22, 2023
mugGet the wanking for a spankingmug.

gamon spank

We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you
Gammon spank

You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you
by Stompfish September 26, 2017
mugGet the gamon spankmug.

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.
I just had a great spank in the tank !
by Wicksters October 12, 2018
mugGet the Spank in the tankmug.

Gutter-Spank Ham

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.
Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.
by Hooknbook September 15, 2020
mugGet the Gutter-Spank Hammug.

wet spankings

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020
mugGet the wet spankingsmug.

spank quest

When you are masturbating while searching the web for something to peak your arousal.

#spank #quest #masturbation
I went on a full blown spank quest last night
by Madigan90 December 21, 2016
mugGet the spank questmug.

Fistful spanking

Punching someone's ass.
Boxing someone's behind.
-He said he enjoys fistful spanking.
- He is just trying to make punching someone's ass sound kinky
by Yen9090 October 10, 2017
mugGet the Fistful spankingmug.

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