Shuffle the banana

Euphemism for male masturbation.

Did you ever shuffle the banana to Kelly LeBrock after seeing her in Weird Science?

by dirtymind November 9, 2007

Miller Shuffle

Art of drinking lots of pints of non alcoholic beverages (preferbaly water) on a night out

Look at that light weight doing the miller shuffle

by an abitual line stepper December 5, 2004

The Walrus Shuffle

Gracefully falling onto your back with your legs spread wide open, allowing anyone and anything entrance to the Thunder Dome!

Watch Linda, she's about do The Walrus Shuffle and that poor boy doesn't stand a chance

by dMFk December 14, 2014

post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.

Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.

by iggaboo March 6, 2010

old man shuffle

The slow shuffle that a hungover man takes while walking to the car to play golf.

When Andrew started his old man shuffle to the car, Joel remarked: "Look at him, he's so old."

by Youngmanshuffle August 2, 2007

Prarie Dog Shuffle

When you are prarie dogging and you have to run/walk to go take a shit.

John: Why is that guy walkin funny like that?
Dave: He probally gotta take a shit. He must be prarie dogging bad. Thats the Prarie Dog Shuffle

by Random Guy1345 October 6, 2008

indie rock shuffle

The indie rock shuffle consists of the rhythmic moving of the torso and head back and forth while performing on a guitar/bass, leaning over the instrument (which is usually worn fairly high), at an awkward angle.

It isn't technically a shuffle, because oftentimes the musician isn't moving their feet at all.

The name is derived from the fact that it has become custom for indie guitarists and bassists to unconsciously move like this while performing.

Somtimes mistaken for a standing seizure, it's the indie guitarist's substitute for headbanging.

Kate: Dude, what's wrong with those guitarists in Phoenix? Are they ok?

Albert: Oh don't worry. They're just doing the indie rock shuffle. It's cooler than headbanging.

by tuuuuuuurtle August 6, 2010