Patch

A kid, technically between 7 and 12

That patch over there is so obnoxious.

by Annon1o1 June 2, 2019

Sour patch kids

When you cover your dick in vinegar, salt and squeezed lemon before a blow-job

"she said suprise her so I gave her a sour patch kids"

by lil G.S.C. November 23, 2019

Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022

Patch of turbulence

Tinder dating dating app

I was swiping right one after another on tinder and then came across a patch of turbulence when the next 8 were ugly as hell itself.

by DaRealDuby October 30, 2018

Alabama Soul Patch

When a woman has a extremely hairy asshole.

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.

by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Contact Patch

It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.

"Did you see that car have no contact patch?"

by Known-Unknown December 20, 2009