Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person

“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”

by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.

I just watched PEANUT BUTTER WHITE.

by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.

You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.

by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.

trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.

by sativu March 5, 2025

Peanut butter jelly time

The act of spreading Jelly and peanut butter in between man or womans legs and licking it off

As the fat with kid with glasses licked it off of his Mom he said peanut butter jelly time

by DicklickerWhicker October 25, 2017