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Joe bang

To act like you had sex with a girl, when in reality, all you may have done is make out with her.
Dude, I totally Joe banged that chick at the party last night.
by Running Wolf January 31, 2009
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The Joe of Kimes

The Joe of Kimes (real name joakim) is The J's partner in business and he is the most passive of the urban myths. He commited several counts of arson in Massachusetts leading to him being wanted by the U.S government.
Person 1: The Joe of Kimes is so cool, I wish I could be like him!

Person 2: I wish I could have my very own Joe of kime.
by Follower of Dennis R and The J February 17, 2022
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Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.
Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.
by Wheeze February 13, 2008
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Little Joe

Executing a person by shooting them twice in the chest and twice in the head is known as a little joe.

A roll of 4 the hard way in the game of craps.
Hard way are called such as there is only one way for a pair of dice to come up. For a hard four, it's 2&2. For an easy way four there are two different ways. Either the first die showing 1 and the other die showing 3. Or the first die showing 3 and the other die showing 1.

It is unknown if the craps slang came from the name of the killing technique or vise versa.
Take that rat bastard out back and little joe is punk ass.
by jimmy da prick May 24, 2020
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pulled a joe

the definition of pulled a joe is when you tell a opp your ganna shoot there house up and get the feds called on you
yoo fam that kid just pulled a joe
by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021
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Joe dipple

A fat mong who wears peado glasses at school and tryst to look up Mrs mulldowneys skirt to.put in his wank bank later on that night
by Nsmes January 15, 2017
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Joe Meaning

To finally live up to your potential and finish where everyone else has intended you to finish.

Then to fall back down quicker than you got up, to make a complete Joe Meaning of a situation.
Man you really "Joe Meaning'd" last month, you got MVP and now your in the second team.

What happened?
by Platinum_Mo December 17, 2011
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