Bored as a Centipede

So very bored, utterly left with nothing to do

Ryan: Hey buddy! How are you?
David: im bored as a centipede, like, i have nothing to do right now ughghhhhhh
Ryan: I’m sorry, dear friend

by SpiderExpert43 September 21, 2023

I'm bored

I wrote this definition because as the title suggests IM BORED

Please God give me strength I'm bored

by Imbored9876 September 25, 2023

not boring friends

crazy asian people

omg not boring friends!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

I’m bored

if someone text this to you it usually means they wanna sext

Girl: I’m bored

Guy: wanna sext?
Girl: YES!!

by Hot squad🔥🔥🔥 October 22, 2019

Bored

The fact you are looking up “bored”

“Wow Sarah you must be so bored you haven’t done anything all day!”

by Narcissa_banks December 7, 2020

bored

what i am when i decided to write this

Person 1: Watcha doin

Person 2: Writing this because im bored af

by urbandictionaryispog December 21, 2020

Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.

Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"

by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020