need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky

Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates

by poochiegown March 9, 2022

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Get the need my skatesmug.

You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.

Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

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Get the You shouldn't need me to tell you thatmug.

I need to make a word up plz

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away

person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

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Get the I need to make a word up plzmug.

who needs

who needs is someone asking if anyone needs drugs

kyle posted “who needs” on his story let’s buy from him

by small fart May 13, 2022

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Get the who needsmug.

You need to calm down

Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.

Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.

🌈 🦄 🪩 ✨

Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

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