AP Physics C: Mechanics

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.

"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)

by TheEskimo747 December 16, 2023

the car mechanic

The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.

Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic

Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro

by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023

Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle

Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.

by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023

The Antykeras Mechais Is For Fashion Choices

The Antykeras Mechais Is For Fashion Choices

The Antykeras Mechais Is For Fashion Choices

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Dynamical-Complex Mechanics

A frontier discipline that applies the tools of dynamical systems theory to complex, adaptive, and networked systems. It doesn't just track a few interacting particles; it models millions of agents, each with internal states, learning rules, and heterogeneous connections. Dynamical-Complex Mechanics asks: How do traffic jams emerge from individual driving decisions? How do ideologies spread across a social network? How do ecosystems reorganize after a perturbation? It's physics for the messy, living world.

Dynamical-Complex Mechanics Example: An epidemiologist using Dynamical-Complex Mechanics doesn't just model SIR compartments. They simulate a city of millions, each agent with age, occupation, household composition, and daily movement patterns. They model the virus's dynamics within a host and the host's behavioral response to news of the outbreak. The resulting "mechanics" is not a single equation but a computational universe—yet it still seeks laws, patterns, and phase transitions in the collective dynamics.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Spacetime-Probability Mechanics

The branch of five-dimensional physics that describes how objects move through the combined manifold of space, time, and probability. Unlike classical mechanics, where an object's position is defined by three spatial coordinates and one temporal coordinate, spacetime-probability mechanics requires specifying which probability branch you're in at any given moment. This explains why your keys seem to "teleport" between locations—they're not moving in space; they're shifting in probability-space, and you're just not observing the correct branch. The mathematics involve "probability vectors," "branch trajectories," and a complex function called the "universal wavefunction of lost items," which has so far resisted all attempts at analytical solution.

*Example: "He applied spacetime-probability mechanics to his morning routine, calculating that his phone had a 73% probability of being in the bedroom, 20% in the kitchen, and 7% in a dimension where he'd already left for work and was currently panicking without it. He checked the bedroom, found it, and felt like a five-dimensional genius. Then he realized he'd been holding it the whole time, which the equations had not accounted for."*

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Spacetime-Probability Quantum Mechanics

The five-dimensional extension of quantum theory, proposing that quantum particles don't just have probability waves—they actually exist across all probability branches simultaneously, and what we call "wavefunction collapse" is just our consciousness synchronizing with a specific probability coordinate. This elegantly resolves the measurement problem (the particle was always in a definite probability branch; we just weren't observing it), explains quantum entanglement (particles share probability coordinates across space), and provides a framework for understanding why your computer only crashes when you have an unsaved document (you've shifted to a probability branch where the crash happens, while in other branches, you wisely saved and are now drinking coffee, victorious).

Example: "He tried to explain spacetime-probability quantum mechanics to his tech support person. 'My computer isn't crashing randomly,' he said. 'I've just shifted to a probability branch where the crash occurs. In another branch, it's fine, and I'm not calling you.' The tech support person said that in every branch where people called him with this kind of explanation, he hung up. He then demonstrated branch selection by hanging up."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026