laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).

I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.

by mhmhmh March 27, 2009

Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 29, 2019

layan lays

yummy chips

person 1:what is ur favorite chips
person 2:lays,layan flavor! aka layan lays!!!
person 1:omg same

by reemmeme May 17, 2022

Lay

Most manipulative person you will ever meet has a victim mentality for problems they have caused the type of person to give up on you when you need them

“Manipulative”: “purposely hurt you and then play it off as a joke or act like you are stupid”

by Unknown Acc March 21, 2022