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harrison jones

Super chill person who enjoys trippin' and smokin' herb with his close friends.
by Trippin' Chips December 12, 2013
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jayton jones

An unathletic, cocky idiot who not many people like
Hey did you see jayton jones trying to act like he's good at sports. Lol he needs to stop
by MustangRider6969 May 22, 2017
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Tommy jones

by Clapped in the hood November 29, 2017
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Davy Jones

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so good, you don't want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'
Bertam gave me the most unbelievable Davy Jones last night after our date, now I can't make out with Eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.
by A Peeples September 29, 2008
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keiran jones

hard acting guy, thinks he is to cool for anything and is
neah im to keiran jines for that
by keiran jones October 25, 2004
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davy jones

Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.
"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"
by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007
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geraint jones

the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team
me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.
by jim bill September 2, 2005
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