Trone Jones

An extreme lose of appetite usually accompanied by loneliness and depression. These feelings are usually caused by some bitch breaking your heart. Usually, these feelings come with a fall from popularity and stardom. These feelings can also be caused by a spell put on by a trone wizard. Sometimes people suffering from these symptoms are known as tronestars, tronedads, and troners. Extreme cases are generally known as the tribal trones.

Verb. Troneing - The act of the trone jones

Guy 1: Dude, I have the trone jones over Amy.
Guy 2: Dude, enough tronin' over that hoe. so what if she fucked the entire basketball team? Let's go drink and get you some strange (See "Getting some strange"). You will forget all about her.
Guy 1: Fo' sho'.

by kuzzi9 February 15, 2010

Keith jones

An old smack head who lives on benifits and is adopted

Jon “look at that Tory tramp”
Ian “oh yes he is a keith jones”

by Cletus hairberry August 18, 2020

lynsey jones

Lynsey Jones is an amzing person and is willing to put others before herself. She is very loving and wants something real. She has beautiful eyes and when you look at her eyes, you could simply fall in love. She gives incredible hugs and loves to cuddle. Lynsey is genuin and is someone you could spend the rest of your life with.

Lynsey Jones is an amzing person

by Jfish0498 October 9, 2016

Davy Jones

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so good, you don't want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'

Bertam gave me the most unbelievable Davy Jones last night after our date, now I can't make out with Eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.

by A Peeples September 29, 2008

keiran jones

hard acting guy, thinks he is to cool for anything and is

neah im to keiran jines for that

by keiran jones October 25, 2004

davy jones

Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.

"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

geraint jones

the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team

me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.

by jim bill September 2, 2005