Scootin grass

The patch of grass a dog scoots it’s ass on when it has an itch.

The bathroom at my work smells like scootin grass.

by Cd9933 May 27, 2018

grass

the thing you don’t touch

kot: hey yo yo hazel hazel look see

hazel: GF AVWHWJTJEJ GRASS THAT’S MY BIGGEST FEAR

by kot (black sapphire #1 simp) September 25, 2025

Grass Ceiling

When you keep smoking and only get a little bit higher or not any higher, often experienced by stoners who's tolerance is high af

Stoner 1: "bruh I keep smoking this gas but I don't seem to be any higher"
Stoner 2: "damn bro, it seems like you've hit the grass ceiling"

by T-ruth October 4, 2021

Grass

A term or idea invented by 'outdoorsmen' to get truly epic gamers to give up their grind.

'Hey try hard, go touch grass.'

by 3PIKC gaemr July 4, 2023

grass hopper

a minecraft hopper made of grass that contains a grasshopper

a grasshopper jumped out of the grass hopper

by The dragon who does stuff here August 16, 2022

Grass

Some green shit in the ground you aren’t aloud to smoke, but you can gobble that shit.

1:eat the green shit
2: eat ass
3: Skate fast eat grass
4: grass taste like ass
5:I like grass up my ass

by Potatosareimmagrants July 5, 2018

Grass

A form of toxins so infectious and dangerous that touching just one blade can cause even the most extreme no life to become athletic. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH

After 9 hours of League of Legends Jimmy touched grass and became fit.

by anonymous September 19, 2023