He is sexy af in a snorlax onzie and will steel your heart in seconds he may hurt you but he is still the best and he is very cuddly and blushes a lot and low key is very fickable
by Ily mwah January 01, 2022
The BEST boyfriend in the world. He will make you feel special and is very nice. He tells you he loves everyday. And when you smell your jacket after hugging him it's the best feeling in the entire world. Ian loves you very much but everyone tells you to break up with him. But you could never do that to the most perfect boy in the world
-Girl one: ew why is she dating Ian he's so ugly
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.
by Ian's girl December 14, 2021
Ian is the type of guy who screams a lot and is a furry. He has arse flakes and never shaves his unibrow.
by FARTNOGLER April 27, 2020
by ;ln;pm[ January 11, 2022
In the same sense that this universe has a unique orchestration of phenomena from the infinitesimal to infinite, form to formless, time to timeless so too does an Ian exist for a blink of an eye in the vast and eternal unknown place we call life. And by the way, each snowflake falls exactly in its right place and therefore so do you. Yes, there is only one Ian but is it not true there is only one you? There is no end it is only the journey.
Ian would you shut the hell up, get off your damn cushion you’ve been sitting on for hours on end get a job you long haired hippie! I’m tired of the same old…(stuff Ian has to work on)
by L. Carol April 10, 2024