An Ian is a tall, muscled and beautiful man with amazing eyes.
He has a great sense of humor which makes you fall in love with him instantly.
His smile can light up the darkest of the rooms, make your heart stops beating and take your breath away!
Ian’s laugh is memorable and contagious.
He likes Italian food so much.
When Ian’s going through a hard time becomes a man of a few words, he doesn’t open up easily to everyone but if you well know him you will understand when something’s going wrong.
He can feel the vibes of the people around him, if an Ian gives you his heart you will be the luckiest person in the world.
You will never forget him, as hard as you try because you loved him so much!
He has a great sense of humor which makes you fall in love with him instantly.
His smile can light up the darkest of the rooms, make your heart stops beating and take your breath away!
Ian’s laugh is memorable and contagious.
He likes Italian food so much.
When Ian’s going through a hard time becomes a man of a few words, he doesn’t open up easily to everyone but if you well know him you will understand when something’s going wrong.
He can feel the vibes of the people around him, if an Ian gives you his heart you will be the luckiest person in the world.
You will never forget him, as hard as you try because you loved him so much!
by zeldax12 November 21, 2021

Ian is a very kind loving boy who is very shy. He doesn’t like making the first move so girls, have fun marking the effort into the relationship. He’s insecure about what his crush thinks of him and always wants her to be the one staring. When you girls laugh it’ll always make him nervous and bubbly. He does stuff to impress you like if you’re a school child he’ll try and get all A+ or maybe he’ll try to get all F- . He always talks about his crush to her bestfriend and tells her not to say anything to you about it
by Payton..2 March 9, 2019

Ian's Opinions is what is usually a response to what a normal individual would say or a questions towards someone which is then hated and told that nobody cares about by someone who is usually their ex-girlfriend who has built up mass hatred towards them.
Normal Individual: Ian reads too many books.
Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.
Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!
Ian: Okay.
Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".
Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.
Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!
Ian: Okay.
Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".
by LOLXD21 June 19, 2018

A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong
Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme
by smegyeet August 24, 2019

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "
Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "
-Fellow Miami personnel
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "
-Fellow Miami personnel
by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

He is sexy af in a snorlax onzie and will steel your heart in seconds he may hurt you but he is still the best and he is very cuddly and blushes a lot and low key is very fickable
by Ily mwah January 1, 2022

A person who takes great delight in viewing military aircraft. The desire to capture an image of military aircraft leads to an 'Ian' spending much of their time plotting the best locations, analysing radio transmitted messages & sharing with like minded people
As the typhoon circled in the sky 'Ian' was poised & ready to capture its image.
Ian was excited to hear the distant rumble of an F15 approaching the base.
Ian was excited to hear the distant rumble of an F15 approaching the base.
by AIKNIGHT March 16, 2023
