Minneapolis Rush Hour

The period of time when every single bathroom stall in an office are completely full. This typically occurs as soon as the bowels turn into an active cement mixer following the consumption of a gallon of coffee and putting out the 4th cigarette of the morning upon arrival to work. Derived from the multiple routes than can be taken during rush hour in Minneapolis that correspond to the map of office bathrooms that have the highest probability of having a vacancy.

I just saw Russ lumbering through the office doubled-over in pain and sweating profusely. It looks like all those buffalo wings he ate at Ivan’s Super Bowl party last night want out right in the middle of Minneapolis Rush Hour.

by PantyRader November 27, 2012

questionable nigga hours

When a nigga goin though shit but he question his mind and so he gotta have an hour to think

It's from 8am to 9am

Sad nigga: you awake for sad nigga hours last night?
Questioning nigga: nah I was awake for questionable nigga hours tho and damn I thought bout a lot

by Eric kinda exists September 24, 2017

Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)

Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!

by @fuckyoubitch June 21, 2020

24 Hour Friend

Someone who is always by your side. A friend who loves you no matter your problems. A friend who would stay on the phone with you at any time of the day. Someone who is dedicated to your friendship and who would do anything to always be friends with you.

See her over there, she is a 24 hour friend.!

by Cjjevans13 March 4, 2019

Real Trebuchet Hours

The hours between 8 and 10:30 every night when you and the boys gather to appreciate your favourite medieval war machines of mass destruction.

Alex ~ Boys do you know what time it is
Aj ~ Its real trebuchet hours

by Lorge Alberto October 22, 2018

Sad Arden Hours

When Arden experiences sadness, Sad Arden Hours are happening.

#Why U playing Mad World bro? "
"Oh it's just sad arden hours."

by Not Arden November 1, 2020

Sad baddie hours

sad baddie hourss is every motherfucking day .. buh you still slayinnn emm ;))

Person 1 : aye ,, wut did he say to uu askinn him out ?
Person 2 : he rejected me :< .. SAD BADDIE HOURSSS !!

by shayy grll ' $$ September 3, 2020