Hard-Attack

A public involuntary boner.

Scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching Susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.

by Leaves1986 June 11, 2011

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone

She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....

by Maryjane* December 13, 2017

hard shooter

Refers to a man who shoots powerful squirts of cum, usually far in distance and high in the air...He shoots his cum HARD.

“Yeah, my hookup last nite was a real hard shooter. His first three shots hit the headboard!”

by OtterNine October 6, 2020

hard push

A form of birthing fetish where an individual is turned on by the thought of a girl expelling large objects from her vagina as if giving birth.

I found a bunch of hard push porn on my sister's phone last night. ಥ_ಥ

by BigDaddyGorilla July 25, 2016

hard bap

a young kid usually a townie who gets into trouble a lot.
see gutter snipe

by who made u king? June 16, 2003

Die Hard

Being "Die Hard" is when someone showcases an extreme loyalty/admiration to someone or thing. People who are "Die Hard" will wait days in line before something's released and typically don't care about their actions as long as they are supporting who/what they love. "Die Hard" fans can sometimes gain a superiority complex after a certain amount of time spent looking up to someone/thing and they tend to accuse people for being "fake" or not a "real fan" if they haven't enjoyed the person/thing they have for as long.

Examples:
That guy's been here since they announced it! He must be die hard!
or
I'm a die hard fan! I love your work so much!

by EyeLikeBud May 29, 2020