Haley

The most beautiful, articulate, intelligent, knower of music you will EVER find! She may be shy at first, but give her a couple drinks and you will find that she blossoms into a girl you will never forget. A girl who knows that the Rolling Stones far surpass the Beatles (and can use 'far surpass' in a sentence) She is kind (to a fault) but can pick out a bad seed...A lover of books and smart televison. If you find her, don't let her go!

Person 1: "Do you know Haley?" Person 2: "Of course! We hung out, she gave me a CD, a PBR, and a couch to sleep on afterwards!"

by drawtheline May 12, 2010

Ash Hole

The way Sean Connery would say ass hole

That damn Pierce Brosnan played bond all wrong...what an ash hole

by Shaggy34 April 21, 2010

poop hole loop hole

The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.

He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!

by Exit Only June 26, 2009

Scratch Hole

When a middle age'd woman scratches at her twat so much that a small see-through hole develops in her panties.

I was looking through my mom's drawers for some ends and I found her stash of Scratch Hole panties.

by Robert G April 14, 2005

Pissing hole

(NOUN) An old word for the toilet.
(VERB) A person who is very drunk.

Tudor man: I REALLY need the toilet!!
Other tudor guy: Theres a pissing hole down the street.

by cockl7t67 January 12, 2011

Touch Hole

A tool, a knob, a jerk-off. More than a dork, but not quite a douchebag.

"Tom, stop being such a touch hole, Bellingham is right near Rhode Island and you know it."

"I just spent the whole day with that guy at the football game and the goddamn touch hole wouldn't stop talking about how good the Kansas City Chiefs were for even a minute."

by Mitch Kramer July 26, 2005

k hole

Only noobs think that k holing is overdosing on ketamine when in actual fact, people with experience know that its the best bit.

Yesmate, you get the film and projector while I'll make lines - for the ultimate k hole cinema :D

by lkewis December 5, 2007