A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)

A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.

A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?

by shrinelord May 2, 2019

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by Nommuh ebaG September 6, 2020

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Gabe’s are the most misunderstood people in the world. While some people think that they have an ego (ahem makayla) others think that Gabe’s are great friends with a genuine good heart. They are there for you all the time and they will do whatever they have to do for their friends to live a great life

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by Randomperson1101 March 17, 2022

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