A lousy ass upperclassmen (likely a senior) who fucks with freshmen because they like little kiddies or have zero game with their own class.
by Freshmen Boy May 17, 2019
Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 28, 2019
Nasty I bet you would fuck those crinkles, crinkle fucker.
My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a crinkle fucker.
My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a crinkle fucker.
by TruNak October 28, 2019
Wind fucker is someone who doesn't do shit and isn't helping at all so he is just standing there fucking the wind.
by Potator December 26, 2019
Italian that takes their Italian heritage a little too seriously. Usually the person is 5 - 25% Italian so it makes no sense.
Look at the fettuccine fucker, he lives in Russia and is Asian but he reps that 2% Italian heritage like it's the only thing that matters
by mstrb8r October 13, 2020
A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.
"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"
by Yiff-center June 20, 2018
A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.
Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?
Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?
Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
by Ladysea January 24, 2013