Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder
by Zrock76 June 21, 2011
Get the Facebook Separation Anxiety Disordermug. -Someone who has obsessive compulsive slag disorder cannot help being a total slag, they have a problem.
-Much like OCD they compulsively repeat SLAGGISH behaviors i.e. giving head to random guys she meets in town in the graveyard opposite the chipy every friday.
-Much like OCD they compulsively repeat SLAGGISH behaviors i.e. giving head to random guys she meets in town in the graveyard opposite the chipy every friday.
by MojoFilter March 1, 2009
Get the Obsessive Compulsive SLAG Disordermug. When a person needs or wants attention because it makes them feel good about themselves but doesn't get the attention he / she seeks and he/she gets sad about it.
Petey : Nobody has looked at my pictures or has liked my posts on Facebook. ( he looks a little sad )
Izzy : Its okay Petey. You must have attention deficit disorder.
Izzy : Its okay Petey. You must have attention deficit disorder.
by lsbutter January 23, 2014
Get the Attention deficit disordermug. Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd
Category - Mood Disorder
Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.
Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.
Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.
Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
Category - Mood Disorder
Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.
Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.
Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.
Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.
by allforone23 July 15, 2010
Get the Hiffman-Shaffer Disordermug. Liberal: "I have post-trump stress disorder!"
Veteran: "Maybe you should try going to war and getting a real stress disorder."
Veteran: "Maybe you should try going to war and getting a real stress disorder."
by 150IQ November 11, 2016
Get the Post-Trump Stress Disordermug. Also known as DTRD, Dissociative Temple Run Disorder occurs when you've been playing the game Temple Run for so long that you misjudge how long you've been running during that round.
Dan: "What?! I thought I was so far down the course but I've only run 2,000!"
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."
by TheLovelyLlama August 1, 2012
Get the Dissociative Temple Run Disordermug. the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds
so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update
by Peter Greenwall March 11, 2013
Get the Post Traumatic Stress Disordermug.