choke butt

Being constipated or not being able to produce a bowel movement.

Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Fucking choke butt!

by Rawdog1984 November 16, 2020

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

steak-choke

1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much

"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."

"Have you seen our roommate?"

"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."

by Solo Angus January 29, 2015

Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...

Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .

by baglady2713 June 4, 2019

Choke

Fucked/messed up

*Boyfriend sneaks girlfriend in his house.
Aunt sees the girlfriend.
Gf: Damn babe you choked..

by danniellajoy May 5, 2011

Choke Hold High

When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.

High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?

High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023