Choke

Kenley Jansen

Right handed Pitcher for the Los Angeles dodgers

#74

Kenley Jansen gets paid 152 million dollars so he can go choke every game

by Amiller27282828 October 8, 2020

old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.

Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"

by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022

Choke

one who always lets the team down.

Bro Jacob is always a choke.

by daddyraj February 14, 2023

cherry choke

When someone puts a gag in your mouth and cherry in you asshole.

Man I got cherry choked so good last night, that I think I'm growing a cherry tree out my ass.

Daniel tried to cherry choke me and I said, "HELL NO!"

by Chris Cring"lol" October 6, 2017

Choke Norris

Opposite of a bad ass. To have an alter ego of perhaps even greater infamy than Rip the Jacker.

Dont be Choke Norris.

by reechurd September 12, 2015

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Choke

Pidgin slang for plenty cuz

Brah, i said theres choke boto at the party, not choke on boto at the party.

by bu eysus July 24, 2024