Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 25, 2023

Floppy Child

slang term for a flaccid penis.

See also cock penis

Do you think my floppy child is small

I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again

I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child

by Flat4! + guests 09 September 27, 2009

Angry child

Basically, it’s Tommyinnit. Just a child on the internet being a dumbass.

Tommyinnit: Angry child

by Kuromi Paras April 11, 2021

WENDIGO CHILD

A “Magic Being” capable of Creating their own reality unbothered by physical disadvantages They have the power to shift realities And Bend Nature to their will .

Did you just make a fire out of stone and notepaper…..What are you ? A wendigo child ??

by VERYFLASHY444 February 14, 2022

Middle child

The middle child is often sad and depressed. They like to wear black and have no taste in fashion. They used to be happy but then another child was born. The middle child is often forgotten. They are often weak and like to cause fights. They usually have little friends. The youngest are often known as the golden child and that's why the middle child is jealous of the youngest.

Youngest: I'm the best
Middle: I'm the middle child but I used to be the youngest

by Lovely_livey February 27, 2022

Child suicide

A child committing suicide

Does this have a similar definition to like child labor child support child abuse child neglect child abandonment child murder child stripper child marriage child rape child pornography child prostitution

Is that child suicide that I witnessed?

by 459395 February 22, 2022

accoustic child

A really fucking slow kid who has adhd, and autism. A new innovative way of calling people dumbasses

Shut the fuck up Susan you accoustic child

by KillMeIHateAllYouFucktards January 8, 2018