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Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog
Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker
by Ass man719 August 27, 2022
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Butthole

Something that you can surprisingly fit a lot of stuff in
Bob- hey did you hear someone fit two raccoons in their Butthole?

Jimmy- really??? I can only fit three blue crayons!
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Butthole Sauce

The liquidity substance that pours/leaks out of anal cavity during and after one has received multiple anal cream-pies. Usually a combination of blood and semen, with the consistency of Siracha-ketchup.
Girl: Ugh, after last night’s rendezvous with all the guys, I’ve been leaking butthole sauce all morning!
by Krispykris September 13, 2021
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Fizzy Butthole

Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.
The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.
by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022
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Poopee Butthole

The name, {redacted} said to show annoyance or a mad emotion.
by ChubbyMcFatBags February 16, 2021
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Chinese butthole torture

Chinese butthole torture) is a circular usually black with spikes around it.. they stick on to someone’s butthole just to torture them.. or most often they are forced but that is not science and do not look this up on the internet other than here because you will get Chinese Anal porn)
That Chinese butthole torture got stuck in my ass! And it hurts!
by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022
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Jolly butthole

The feeling the butthole experiences after releasing a much needed dump.
Person walks out of the bathroom, wipes his/her brow and says "It's feels so good to have a jolly butthole. I had to go to the bathroom for a while.
by Pretty Pretty Handle June 20, 2023
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