A bisexual

Someone who can say that they like both your mother and father.

Dude: Hey Bisexual how do you want to die?
A bisexual: In your mom.
Dude: That’s not funny, my mother is dead.
Bisexual: oh I’m sorry Dude.
Dude: It’s fine. But like, how do you really want to die?
Bisexual : In your dad.

by Jesus.com April 21, 2023

Semi-Bisexual

Bisexuality but only for one gender

Kevin Hart: did you know Ethan is Semi-Bisexual

Ethan Winters: Fuck you
Or
Semi-Bisexual isnt a real thing

by TheRedPlayer April 24, 2023

bisexual

When you'r botha smart fella and a fart smella

Dude 1: Have you benn smart resently
Dude 2(he's bisexual): *sniff

by rambambung April 26, 2023

Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero attraction) who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.

I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao

by Akrysta May 2, 2023

Bisexual

If there's a hole there's a goal.

"Him? Oh, no. He's bisexual."

by seriza January 29, 2023

Seasonal Bisexual

Certain bisexuals that every so often (or seasonally) feel a sexual preference change towards the otherwise normally less preferred gender

As a seasonal bisexual, I keep in contact with my handsome male friend David (fwb) for when I feel like a change of pace from beautiful women.

by everyonceinawhile February 4, 2023

Bisexual

Not confused, not a phase, just a way of life.

ur probably the 4th person to know im bi <3

shes so fucking hot. ima ask her out cuz shes bisexual

by SUPER KITTY February 13, 2023