Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

After-School Suspension

An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)

Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.

by mynameisnotcody September 24, 2021

after laughtershock

Calling friend who caused laughtershock to inform them of such.

Laughing hours later at Mike's joke, Jay called to inform him of his " after laughtershock"

by Teresa V. June 18, 2011

Diddy after party

Worse than a diddy party

I hope there's no Diddy after party 😟

by Kevin corun September 21, 2024

Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid

Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021

after all of the wasted years

need a little taste of your fear

1: after all of the wasted years-

2: bro STOP SINGING TWIDDLEFINGER ITS BEEN THREE DAYS

by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024

dictionary.com everything after z

the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(

Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer

Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain

by epic senpai November 12, 2019