african shave

Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.

Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.

by fishkillmo August 11, 2016

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

African-American Assurance

when the blacks that have spent money on the economy which is the most for any race ask for support from the entities they support.

African-American Assurance gave blacks an informal share in all of the things they help and the unneeded government aid was uncovered.

by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019

African diver

When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.

Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.

by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019

african trash compactor

A new name for a rhino made popular by reddit user u/SVahnen02

Dude 1: dude I was in Africa and i saw the biggest African trash compactor I've seen in my life

Dude 2: wtf is an African trash compactor?

Dude1: it's a new name for rhinos you big dum dum

by jackalowsers March 28, 2020

African trash compactor

A hippopotamus.
The face of a hippo is similar to a trash compactor.

Is that a rhinoceros? No, that's an African trash compactor!

by systech March 28, 2020

South african redneck

A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.

Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.

by GODX Mascot April 14, 2020