african trash compactor

A joking way of referring to a hippopotamus.

Bro, those fat ass african trash compactors just flipped my fucking car!

by CalimariiSlicer March 28, 2020

Crazy African

Someone of the African descent acting insane or raging in anger.

Jimmy's report card has 2 F's on it. Jimmy's mom sees the grades. Her thoughts on this are...
"How the h*ll did you f*cking fail two d*mn subjects? IF YOU EVER FAIL ANY SUBJECT AGAIN, YOU WILL DIE!!!!!"
Jimmy's mom = A crazy african

by YeahImThatDude69 May 20, 2010

every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa

Used as a "meme", sometimes angers people but often its funny, not if you use it everytime. Anyways uhm-- we all know that, it passes everywhere. WOOOWWW I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!

friend: every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa.
Me: we all know that
Friend: ok
Me: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa
Friend:shut up now

by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 14, 2022

African Mud Whistle

When a nude man or woman stands up and begins to take a shit. Their partner grabs the turd before it hits the ground and begins "oral sex" on the turd.

Kimmy felt sick after giving jared an african mud whistle..

by Cherise Callahan November 16, 2006

African African

There are African Americans and African Africans.

African Americans were born and raised in America, so did their parents and grand parents.

African African is sosmeone who was born in Africa and raised there. They might move to America and become a fob.

Jasmine: What's your name?

African: Chinedu

Jasmine: Where are you from again?

Chinedu: Nigeria I was born and raised there, I moved here last year.

Jasmine: Oooohhh!! So you are not African American you are African African.

by Gozzy August 11, 2008

African Diet

The act of losing weight AND getting a tan by laying in the hot sun all day and not eating a damn thing... just like everyone in africa

Victor: Hey did you see that ugly cunt over there?

Cyrus: Yeah bitch needs to get off the african diet

by Jake Berglund February 20, 2009

french african dude

One that is not from France he actually pretends to be, having a french accent. He acts like he wants to be friends with you immediately when really he wants to get inside your pants. He acts acceptable to your parents. He usually goes for the nice young girls and says he's in his 20's but really hes like 45.

Hey dad this french african dude wants to be friends with me I think he wants to get inside my pants.

by Miss Chica April 9, 2010