In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
When Joshua Escobar velez Martinez is high and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about so he becomes retarded and writes bullshit
by Your moms nipple March 25, 2017
An activist who is an asshole. Thinks that they are surrounded by ignorant close-minded bigots because no one wants to deal with them. Usually confuses people not liking them personally with not supporting their cause.
Person 1: "Bethany doesn't realize that constantly demanding people check their privilege doesn't really do anything but make people dislike her more."
Person 2: "Yeah she's such an act hole"
Person 2: "Yeah she's such an act hole"
by Putyourbrainon73 February 23, 2016
Having the appearance or manerisms of a person who casually uses bigoted language particularly when believing one is in safe from any social consequences
(i.e. using it when in company of others who is it or when towards a person of a certain minority group when believing no one will hear of or believe it)
(i.e. using it when in company of others who is it or when towards a person of a certain minority group when believing no one will hear of or believe it)
Looking/acting slur :
That guy over there's looking pretty slur with that certain flag hat on and staring at us right now, might not be safe.
That guy over there's looking pretty slur with that certain flag hat on and staring at us right now, might not be safe.
by MinorityMeerkat June 23, 2021
Changing a religious hymn/carol's lyrics and beat to make it groovier, as seen in the movie "The Sister Act"
by AlbyChu May 22, 2023
A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrückte Hunde November 23, 2022