Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

by Wheeze February 13, 2008

Joe dipple

A fat mong who wears peado glasses at school and tryst to look up Mrs mulldowneys skirt to.put in his wank bank later on that night

You done a Joe dipple eewww

by Nsmes January 15, 2017

pulled a joe

the definition of pulled a joe is when you tell a opp your ganna shoot there house up and get the feds called on you

yoo fam that kid just pulled a joe

by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

Joe bang

To act like you had sex with a girl, when in reality, all you may have done is make out with her.

Dude, I totally Joe banged that chick at the party last night.

by Running Wolf January 31, 2009

Joe Mazzello

Joe Mazzello loves to scream. He played John Deacon in the 2018 movie Bohemian Rhapsody

He is in love with Ben Cardy/Cardboard Ben

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there?!

Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!

Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?

Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!

by foxy_unicorn22 April 13, 2019

Sweaty Joe

The process of collecting all of the sweat from between your balls and legs and wiping or smacking another persons face

* I gave scott a sweaty joe or scott recieved a sweaty joe

by Robert Elliott October 7, 2008

chicken joe

Chicken Joe is the main side character for comedic relief. Chicken Joe is first introduced on the back of a whale hitting a bong with Cody Maverick (his new best friend). Unfortunately Chicken Joe has a crippling addiction to marijuana and goes on a walk through the jungle high off his nuggets on rope and nearly gets cooked alive by natives.

He is accepted into a surfing companion because Mikey Abromowitz lost a bet then proceeds to win while high out of his mind and doesn’t even notice.

Chicken Joe knows professional wrestlers such as John Cena and The Undertaker on a personal basis.

Let’s go get high with Chicken Joe.

Chicken Joe is the best surfer.

by Slappy Frappy April 24, 2020