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ms curtis is the living embodiment of bullshit.
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Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
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Bullshit

Verb: To engage in idle chat and/or other very low maintenance task.
"What do you and Jim like to do when you hang out?"

"Eh we kinda just hang out in the living room and bullshit for awhile."
by Ghterttrr March 28, 2019
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bullshit coefficient

When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.
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Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...
Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit
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big word bullshit

when someone uses big words to make themselves sound more intelligent
Mary: “Subliminal messages appeal to our subconscious mind. It is a process in which external stimuli trigger reactions without us noticing signals”

James: “Thats big word bullshit”
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Bullshit

Dying in Minecraft because they didn’t have fucking scuba diving gear
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