Belly Babies

When you nut on your stomach and fall asleep before wiping it up

Man, i was slappin my monkey earlier then i fell asleep. I woke up with some belly babies on me.

by asseater42069 November 30, 2017

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Baby-other

A non-gender specific way of referring to your child's other parent. Almost exclusively used out of contempt.

Co-parenting is hard with a baby-other who fucks your world up like a drunken godzilla

by Cmonster81 January 7, 2023

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lid baby

Stick a pin in it, with a baby no one wants.

Yeah, after Cassandra’s LID BABY I just couldn’t align with her cohort.

by Flatttttt_Stanley November 2, 2023

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mabey baby

someone who has the most annoying ass baby voice.

*mabey baby is rowing*
“GO MABEY BABY!!!”

by notlucinda November 22, 2021

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Baby’s Fate Fiesta can be thought of a sort-of pre-gender reveal party (in certain circumstances)

The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.

After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.

Steve: Hey are you coming to Tom and Jennifer’s party this weekend? They’re having there baby’s fate fiesta and it should be a blast!
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.

Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.

by SausageTunnel September 19, 2023

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