Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

dogs

a persons toes/ feet

“put them dogs away”

by nad12345 June 17, 2022

Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

dog bait

A fart that is so pungent and raw that a dog reacts as if food has been laid out.

I was dropping dog bait last night since I had steak and eggs for breakfast.

My dog bait , caused by beer and slim jims, confused my pup the other day.

by Clake Bhristian November 3, 2013

Dog

Someone you can rely on, who will love you for their whole life and who you will mourn at death. A friend for life. A source of allergies in bad people. Opposite of a cat.

I love my Dog. She will love me forever and i love her.

by DemonicEntity April 12, 2022

Dog

A hairy human that's humps you.

My dog was put down.

by A offline gamer November 8, 2022