A recent pandemic of one or two lazy eyes, due to Semen, (otherwise known as "Crema Blanca"), being ejaculated into the eyes.
Janice can look at two things at once now that she has been diagnosed with Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS).
by Pigsquid March 21, 2007
Get the Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS)mug. When a male normally around the age of a high schooler or college student; however cases have been found in other age groups, refuses to dumb an annoying bitch of a girlfriend once he starts having steady sex with a girl for fear of not being able to find someone else to fuck and suck his dick on the reg in an timely fashion.
Everyone - Bro, we hate your girlfriend. She is an annoying bitch let alone ugly and you could do a lot better.
Pussy whipped Guy - You do not know her like I do. She's really nice once you get to know her and I am not going to do any better.
Everyone else - Give it up Jeremy has Girlfriend Sex Syndrome (GFSS).
Pussy whipped Guy - You do not know her like I do. She's really nice once you get to know her and I am not going to do any better.
Everyone else - Give it up Jeremy has Girlfriend Sex Syndrome (GFSS).
by Dr. Broberg October 19, 2010
Get the Girlfriend Sex Syndrome (GFSS)mug. What occurs after you eat Chipotle. The act of vomiting perfusely through the asshole after devouring a Chipotle Mexican Burrito.
Me: Bro whats wrong with you today?
Mike: I am suffering from Post Chipotle Syndrome (PCS) today dude, why do you have to call me out like that? I have the toilet ring imprinted on my ass cheeks dude.
Me: Enough said man.
Mike: Yeah...brb.
Mike: I am suffering from Post Chipotle Syndrome (PCS) today dude, why do you have to call me out like that? I have the toilet ring imprinted on my ass cheeks dude.
Me: Enough said man.
Mike: Yeah...brb.
by Miggity Mack June 7, 2011
Get the Post Chipotle Syndrome (PCS)mug. T.D.S. is a little-known syndrome that manifests itself usually during online forum discussions of a political nature. While sharing the same initials as the famous "Trump Derangement Syndrome," it is loosely related to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in that discussions regarding Trump end up being "deflected" to an unrelated topic, hence "Tim Deflection Syndrome." It can happen with any case at any time, though.
T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."
T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."
T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"
by JChar!es March 5, 2022
Get the T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndromemug. mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.
by Meghan April 6, 2004
Get the White-Picket-Fence-Syndromemug. The idea that the average American citizen does not know how to take care of him/herself, and must follow, without question, any and all policies of the Obama administration, and anyone who doesn't is a racist. Peaceful protesters are likened to rowdy hordes, individuals who question their representative at a round table discussion are deemed traitors, any person who holds traditional beliefs of any kind is branded a fanatic, and most disgracefully brave war veterans are labeled as extremists.
Some examples of Average American Derangement Syndrome:
-The Democratic National Committee wrote, "Republicans and their allied groups...are inciting angry mobs of a small number of rabid right wing extremists funded by K Street lobbyists to disrupt thoughtful discussions about the future of health care in America taking place in Congressional districts across the country."
-The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, stated, "They (protesters) are carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on healthcare."
-Jennifer Crider, spokesperson for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, stated, "Conservative activists don't want to have a conversation. They want to disrupt."
-Representative Gerry Connolly, a Democrat from Virginia and president of the freshman Democrats in Congress, stated that right-wing groups are moving the healthcare debate to "a dangerous level" by using false facts to create anger. He said, "When you look at the fervor of some of these people who are all being whipped up by the right-wing talking heads on Fox, to me, you're crossing a line. They're inciting people to riot with just total distortions of facts."
-The Democratic National Committee wrote, "Republicans and their allied groups...are inciting angry mobs of a small number of rabid right wing extremists funded by K Street lobbyists to disrupt thoughtful discussions about the future of health care in America taking place in Congressional districts across the country."
-The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, stated, "They (protesters) are carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on healthcare."
-Jennifer Crider, spokesperson for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, stated, "Conservative activists don't want to have a conversation. They want to disrupt."
-Representative Gerry Connolly, a Democrat from Virginia and president of the freshman Democrats in Congress, stated that right-wing groups are moving the healthcare debate to "a dangerous level" by using false facts to create anger. He said, "When you look at the fervor of some of these people who are all being whipped up by the right-wing talking heads on Fox, to me, you're crossing a line. They're inciting people to riot with just total distortions of facts."
by jmhoffer August 29, 2009
Get the Average American Derangement Syndromemug. The disorder in which a person's Down syndrome is so severe that his face is completely rotated out of proportion. More severe cases can affect muscle girth, especially in the forearms. This renders the victim's forearms indistingiushable from pencils. One's speech may also become unamusing and trite.
Chris Max, what's up with your face?
Max BABABABAABaabaaba!!!
Chris O, you must have Upside Down Syndrome, which renders yours forearms indistingiushable from pencils and your speech unwitty. My bad.
Max BABABABAABaabaaba!!!
Chris O, you must have Upside Down Syndrome, which renders yours forearms indistingiushable from pencils and your speech unwitty. My bad.
by R. Areaux February 16, 2009
Get the Upside Down Syndromemug.